Total Medals Earned: 431 (From 107 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,255 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/95 points)
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Beat till level 10
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (55/75 points)
I'm home!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Beat the first 8 games
Beat the first 16 games
Beat all 32 games
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Checking The Game
Finishing Level 5
Finishing Level 10
Finishing Level 15
Finishing Level 24
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Score 200 points
Score 500 points
Score 750 points
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Pass first 5 tests
Pass first 10 tests
Pass first 15 tests
Pass first 25 tests
Pass first 20 tests
Pass first 30 tests
Pass first 35 tests
Pass all 40 tests