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"If that rat comes near me again, I shall BURST him."
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SPOILER!
Ok this is how far I've got:
1) Up his sleevies
2) Paint
3) Earth
4) American
5) Click what he says on keyboard
6) 8
7) Click right arrow on keyboard
8) 10 letters in
9) Click continually until blob evolves (click mini blob in background for extra life)
10) Click and drag the "A PENGUIN?" in the question and continue
11) Go through maze and drag key to key hole
12) Fine
13) Lederhosen
14) Click the question number twice (it says to do this in hidden witting)
15) A backwards dog
16) Chris
17) Drag over the brown balloon
18) Fly sandwiches
19) Fusestopper
20) -CAUTION- Click the light switch and then burst all the man/woman's spots
21) 30
22) Pink Clouds
23) Drag the circle around the question number and put it in the middle of the two circles
24) Space
25) When it's a jar
26) You run. You run so far away
27) -CAUTION- I skipped it :(
28) This is sparta!
29) -CAUTION- There's a green gem on the right side of the tape, near the bottom. Be careful, there are bombs everywhere. You can put them out though by putting them under the water.
30) -CAUTION- Click the 0 in the question number 30.
31) Drive down the M4
32) -CAUTION- Click the finger
33) Click the question number
34) -CAUTION- Click the death button
35) Aim for the face
36) Tequila
37) Keep mouse outside of screen
38) Tap space bar as quickly as possible (GOD IT'S HARD!)
That's as far as I've gone. Anyone else done better?
i cant get passed 23 can sum1 help me?
To AdamJack:
To complete Q 27 without skipping, press the '1' button on your keyboard.
SPOILER:
How many skips or fusestoppers you use, and how many lives you lose depends on your final grade after you complete the impossible quiz . (I got a B...).
People, number 42 is easy, get the right worms hand and shove it into the left worm
I LUV THIS QUIZ!
It drives me up the wall but that's the magic of it!
Good work!
WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 58 IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!!!!!!!!!!
well,now I'm on the question 65 I think,still tough to find the rest :P
It would be fun if that game become the 400 000th submission to Newgrounds :D
It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
long the side of me
Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery
I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone...
Wheres those titties that I like so well
n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...
He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang
Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...
Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?
Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Dont call me that
Thats about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time
Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
n both of those suckers was worse n you...
Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?
(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...
Thats very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are
I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...
Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle
What?
Let go of your pickle!
Im not holding my pickle
Well, whos holding your pickle then?
I dont know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?
Im only interested in two things, and thats
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I dont know if youre the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!
And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world
She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Thats when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I managed to get to #69, if anyone needs help up to that point.
Now I made it to 80. This quiz is great.
wooohooooo!!!!!! the first quiz was great and now the second is .....AWSOME, i made it to question 68 so far, i really hope tom puts it on newgrounds
Dude, thank you so much!!! You ROCK!!!
Woohoo! Complete it with an A+!
Maybe if i don't fusestopper Q119, I'll get a better grade, if possible.
I am making a walkthrough all questions, PM me if you need it.
I'm probably gonna give you a 5 solely for using my favourite song by The Go! Team. =D
wow, i can't wait tiull play it ... imma play nao though ^^ thank you for your contribution to newgrounds!
Okay, guys. I've completed it with an "A *" rating. This is one hard game, and you hid the fusestoppers and skips well. I give this game 10 Chrisses, 2 frank bombs and a chihuahua.
can't solve question 7
Its OUT! great, I added it to favourites
g0m
pity you're not making any more.
P.S. the mash question is hard because I accidentally pressed TAB the first time.