HAPPY EASTER, SIRS. I have an intravenous drip filled with Creme Eggs hooked up AS I TYPE.

I haven't done any good old fashioned artwork since I started Badly Drawn Dawg 3 months ago. So it's nice to be able to get back to it!

Spent a bit of time making a new ID picture for deviantART, and i'm quite proud of it. It's the first picture i've fully used a tablet on (not counting Flash movies) and it features most of my WEIRD characters. I made it in Flash, and you can see the big old fat beefy (and far far clearer) version here: CLICKY

Also, Badly Drawn Dawg T-shirts are still available to buy... PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG!

IT'S RIGHT HERE!

Yeah, it's finally out! Whooo! If you like it, why not buy a SHIRT from the Newgrounds Store? They're AMAZING! BUY BUY SHIRT BUY YAY WOOF WOOF!

And for those that want the lyrics to "Physically Sick", then you're in luck:

That was amazing.
I'm making a note here;
I am wet.
That octopus's big fat arse just saved me.

Oh, look it's the credits.
These are the ones who made this shit.
I can't believe you watched it all,
It made me physically sick.

*VOMITTING*

Ahhhh...
You can't expect me to sing...
...after just... throwing up.
Ahhh...
Anyway... this song is... wrong.

Badly Drawn Lemur!
He's always attacked around the face.
Look at his legs, they're stuuupid.
Ohhhhh...

But there's no sense crying over watching this Flash,
It was sponsored by Newgrounds, so i'm spending their cash.
But I ask you just one thing, now that I have learned to sing.
I'd be happy if you could vote 5.

Na na na na na na naaah, Vote 5...
While i'm still alive!
Ooaah, please... just vote 5.
Ohhh... i'm going to die in a minute, I just know it.
Please
PLEASE
OH, I HATE YOU ALL.

:D

Yeah yeah, I know I said Badly Drawn Dawg would be done before Christmas... but I kind of got the Orange Box. *cough* :p

Also, i've decided to add something else to BDD3 which might take a bit longer. I'm not going to say when it'll be finished... because I don't know. But it'll be worth the wait, trust me. Just be patient. And stop nagging >:C

Quite a few people have been asking about Badly Drawn Dawg 3, and when it'll be finished. Well, it hopefully shouldn't take too long now... and will probably be out before Christmas - and if not, just after Christmas.

The reason it's been taking so long to finish is because Episode One is really long. 4:23 to be exact, which is much longer than usual... but now that's out of the way the other 2 episodes should be fairly easy. So, yeah... keep a look out - it's not too far off, and it'll be worth it in the end. The more time i spend on it, the better it'll be =p

It also features NEW CHARACTERS, zOMG such as Badly Drawn Bitch... BOW-WOW. BOW-WEEOOW!

...more Badly Drawn Dog! Not for a while though... only just started it. =p

Glad most of you are enjoying the Impossible Quiz 2! According to my HIGHLY TECHNICAL STATISTICS, only 258 people on the planet have completed it. That's 258 out of 6 billion. You're a rare breed!

Anyway... I wasn't going to make any more Impossible Quizzes because I felt that they might start to go downhill. New ideas are going to be harder to come across, and i'd like the Quizzes to be remembered as something FANTASTICAL, not something that got worse and worse as time went on.

Anyways... there MIGHT be a full-sized Impossible Quiz 3 in the future, depending on how I feel about it. And i've been thinking about maybe doing smaller, seasonal quizzes... Impossible Quizzmas, maybe? I really like that name!

Anywho, that's all for now. KEEP PLAYING! :D

BUT NOT ON NEWGROUNDS! Yet...

...because it's over 10mb. Damn. Well, i've PM'd Tom about it, so hopefully it'll be on here eventually. For now, you're just going to have to play it here: The Impossible Quiz 2 on Not Doppler

OK, I said it might slip and it has... the Impossible Quiz 2 is now scheduled for THURSDAY 30th AUGUST! And i'm fairly certain it'll make this date! :D

For anyone wondering why it has to be a Thursday, it's because the sponsor of the quiz updates his site on a Thursday and obviously wants it on the first day it's out!

It's so close I can smell the bomb fuses! I'm aiming to get this beast finished and online by Thursday, but there's a chance it might slip... In the meantime, here's an arse-tickling screenshot for you to ponder at. OOOH!

Wow, userpages... SNAZZY!

Soooo, yeah... news? Well, I'm making the Impossible Quiz 2 at the moment seeing as loads of you liked the first one so much. Hopefully, it'll be so stupidly difficult that it'll make your kidneys fail. Won't be ready for a while yet though... struggling a bit with question ideas! Any suggestions? =p

Ah well, to celebrate i'm going away for 2 weeks to Portugal. Byeeeeee!